jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

(via crunchier)

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via manda)

sloth-grunge:

*takes nudes in the Apple store*

(via mommy)